You click off almost immediately. What kind of dreck is this? You expected better off this website run by such a prestigious news organization, and what? Just blatant homophobia? You think to yourself that maybe the medium of film and television is going to be a little devoid of worthwhile criticism for the time being, so you find something a little different. Music? No, you don’t know a thing about music theory, and it’s difficult to understand how good a song is based on the written word. What can the pen do to illustrate the lovely sounds of the most talented musicians? Frankly, what can even the most talented of critics (whom you’ve had oh-so-difficult a time finding) do to describe the majesty of great cinema? Is it possible that you could only find truly great film critique in the medium of the visual essay? You click on the first one you find.